I received the other day.
Why are you wearing helmets in all the pictures on your blog?
1. Safety - Blogs are dangerous!
2. Why would you, me, or anyone go to a blog where my hideous fucking chud of a face is staring back at them? People would be throwing up on keyboards and gouging their eye balls out with spoons. Well, all 3 who come here. So I guess there is only one reason and that is Safety for all who view this blog.