Tuesday, January 19, 2010

The Future.


The End Time is Near.

The cataclysmic Apocalypse referred to in the scriptures of every holy book know to man kind.

It will be an era fraught with boundless greed and corruption. Where global monetary systems disintegrate. Leaving brother to kill brother over a grain of over cooked rice.

The nations of the civilized world will collapse under oppressive weight of parasitic political conspiracies, which remove all hope and optimism from their once faithful citizens.

Around the globe, generations of polluters will be punished for their sins. Unshielded by the ozone layer they have successfully depleted. Left to bake in the searing naked rays of light.

Whole sale assassination serve to destabilize every remaining government. Leaving the starving and wicked to fend for themselves. Blood thirsty renegade cyborgs created by tax dodging corporations wreak havoc. Pissed off androids tired of being slaves to a godless and gutless system, where the rich get richer and the poor get fucked over and out. Unleash total world wide destruction by means of nuclear holocaust, annihilating the terrified masses. Leaving in its torturous wake nothing but vicious, cannibalistic, mutated, radiated, and horribly disfigured hoards of satanic killers. Bent on revenge, but against whom? There are so few left alive.

Starvation reigns supreme. Forcing unlucky survivors to eat anything and anyone in their path.

Massive earthquakes crack the planets crust like a hollow eggshell, causing unending volcanic eruptions.

The creatures of the seven seas unable to escape to certain death upon land, boil in their liquid prison. Diseases encircles the earth. Plagues and viruses with no know cause or cure laying waste to whatever draws breath.

And human kind having proven itself to be nothing more than a race of ruthless scavengers, fall victim to merciless attack.At the hands of interplanetary alien tribes, who seek to conquer our charred remains.

THIS IS EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT!!!

THE FINAL WORLD FRONT!!!

AND THERE IS LITTLE TIME LEFT!!!!


Now that we know. Can we go riding, see boobies,have a good time, maybe even get laid? Huh? Can we?

1 comment:

  1. Isn't this the welcoming statement they read at every Bible camp in the country?

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