Lacking on the Zombie posts.

No real survival value, just entertaining as FUCK!!

WTF!!!!!!

I have seen some dumb shit on cars before, but this takes the cake.

Shot this with my phone in Concord, NC.

Truck had NY tags with two dudes in it.

Not sure what he is trying to say.

He likes being balls deep in his dog.

He likes his dog to be balls deep in him.

He wants his boyfriend or any man to be balls deep in him.

He wants any man to be balls deep in him while he wears a dog costume. 

He likes to be teabagged by his dog.

NY rednecks are strange and gay.

Happy...Wait.. Whut?

Yep. Going to Hell, in the express lane for sure!

And then there was Frezno Smooth.

One for Brother Bill.

The real MAD PAINTER.

Hope, you're doing well in Florida brother.

WTF?!?!?!?!?!

Did Roadside come up with this????

GOT MINE!!

Now I'm good to go!

The wisdom of Foamy!!!

Pinehurst.

After the Revenge Run, it was unpack and pack.

I had to be at Ron's by 6am.

I was to help him with a job installing carriage doors in Pinehurst.

We took Ron's '63 International.

The doors were on in a day. That was the easy part.

M715 in the parking lot of a muffler shop.

The top comes off these things.

Yep, another one I want.

Some good one liners heard in Pinehurst.

"That's some Monster Garage Shit right there!"

"Did you restore that?"

"Where did you find that? In a museum?"

"Bro! I'm tired! I just worked a 40 hour week!"

1980's Skateboard add?

Self portrait of Max.

Reminds me of a '80's Santa Cruz ad that you would find in

Thrasher Magazine.

I think the Florida sun has baked his brain.

Somebody got scalped!!!!

Can you guess who?

The winner gets a free lap dance from the the previous owner of the pony tail.

Or a free high speed lead injection.

Helpful tip.

Enjoy your pumpkin pie this holiday season!!

So that's how they are made.

Glad I don't eat it.

It's today!!!! We are all getting laid!!!

Do it ladies it's for charity.

Went to the Lazy 5 Ranch on Sunday.

This was one crazy happy Lama.

Feeding them from my hand.

I ended up with buffalo snot on the windows, deer spit on the doors, water buffalo crap in the tires, and pig spit on the running boards.
FUCKING FUNNY SHIT AND A GOOD TIME!

Swiss Army AR?????

What else would you need?

Spotted Sunday in NC

Hey Dan,

Spotted on 73 in Huntersville.

Maybe she would like some Canadian Bacon.

Winter is almost over. So..