When I make my fortune.

After, I help some friends out, get my off the grid self sufficient house/garage with 200 wooded acres, dogs, horses,and gun range. The next step is one or two of these.

The M-35 multi-fuel truck. Fuck Jags, Lambos, and the like. I can pick one of these up running for about $3,500.

This would be perfect for hauling wood, deer, ammo, and drunk friends around the property. Not to mention the looks at the local farmers market when I need tomatoes.